The Alexa Cult

Back in late 2020 (the best year ever, I know), the offline chat discovered that we had not one, not two, but three alexas in chat. These alexas were @TheRealAlexaa, @DisLexa, and @Amaz0nial. The three alexas decided to get married and form a cult and religion. Everyone else in the chat proceeded to proclaim their faith to the Alexa religion for a good 30 minutes. The cult has since quieted down and gone into a sort of dormant state. Will the Alexa cult return? We may never know.